So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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