I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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