the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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