Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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