just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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