she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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