put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Acid is not a monday night drug
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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