I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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