all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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