I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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