Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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