I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
