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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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