what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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