so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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