Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
