Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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