brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My balls are so social today.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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