Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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