The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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