we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Text me some of your sweat
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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