we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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