we have officially lost it.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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