the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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