Yo dont text me then not text me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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