actually, I'm a sock model
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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