i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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