the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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