all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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