Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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