No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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