think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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