On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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