Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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