I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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