is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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