Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
