My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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