If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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