Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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