It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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