out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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