he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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