I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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