i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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