My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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