i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my being single is dangerous.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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