Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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