the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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