If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You're like the curious george of whores
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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