She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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