why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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