she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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