i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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